In the beginning there was darkness. God noticed how dark it was and so he thought, "What if I install a light somewhere. Yes, I think I can do just that." And so he did. He opened one of his heavenly drawers and grabbed a cd case with a sticker labeled "J-L". He browsed through the line of disks,"Jelly Ace, Jordan... Kenya..Kevin Spacey... Life... Light... Ah, there it is." He grabbed the disk labeled "Light" and inserted it in the cd rom drive.
The HeavenSoft©-powered computer (with its new Operating System version named "Universe") read the disk and ran the setup program. He went on clicking 'Nex't and ok buttons until the setup program told him to restart the computer. He did, and the computer restarted. Now, they believed it was the Big Bang, Nebula, Supernova, or whatever that gave birth to everything, but really, it was just a big system restart. The greatest system tweak it was.
The log-on screen appears. The 72-inch flat screen monitor displayed the line of usernames for the computer. There was Jehovah, Elohim, Adonai, Allah, God, Zeus, Apo and many more. He clicked on the username that says, "The Big I AM". For the password, he entered a combination of alpha-numeric and special characters, 'AlphaAndOmega_#101', for He knew how easy it was to hack passwords containing alphabets-only or numbers-only. "Let's giv'em goo-for-noth'n pirates a harder time.", He thought when He created that password.
Tarantan-tanan-tanan... the log-on sound echoed around heaven's walls. God smiled when He ponders how fast the computer's startup time was, running on a RePentium Core Duo processor, a 2 Gig RAM, and 3 Terabytes worth of hard disk space-with the bible,yes, different versions of it, at least 300 of them, occupying 2 terabytes and another 20 or so Gig for the whole Enya and Frank Sinatra albums. Who would've thought the big Honcho was
a big fan of Ol' Blue Eyes?
God clicked on the 'Start' button. A list of frequently-used programs were displayed. The list includes Prayer Administrator 2.0 (you thought God is left un-aided with billions of request each second?), CosmoChat (for communicating around the cosmos), HolyWater Antivirus (which is never updated with new virus pattern files) , Media Prayer (used for playing the Enya songs) and the most-frequently used program-the HeavenSoft Word. 'Word' was the first program installed in the unit. That's what they meant when they say, "In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was God's." For thy Hath installed it and everything. A tooltip came out saying "A New Program Was Installed". God knew that it was the Light program. He clicked 'All Programs' and opened the newly-installed Light program. He saw how good the program was. In the main screen of the program there were three big buttons-A, B and C.
He clicked on button A. The screen was covered with luminescent light. "Wow, what beautiful light!", He whispered to Himself. After being captured by the beauty of the Letter A light, he clicked on button B. Upon releasing the cursor from the button, the screen was covered with a magnificently radiant glow. There was a colorful spectacle of lights the beauty of which gave life to the screen."Wow, this is it! This is the light I've always wanted.", God said in awe of The Light. He didn't bother to look at
the Letter C Light for He knew that nothing would compare to that of Letter B. And so with His omnipotent voice
He cried,"Letter B Light!". And... there was light. The Letter B Light.
